SOCKMOSIS: When Worlds Collide
From the back of the book:
This is not a story. What you won’t get here is a fairytale about
little creatures made out of socks. Instead, this very book presents you with
information exposing a new terror right beneath your feet.
Sockmosis is a work of intense scientific
research serving to demonstrate the findings and observations of two of the
world’s foremost authorities on the threat that is Sock Horror. Here, Madame
Horror and Professor Doodlemonkie begin to divulge the results of endless hours
of investigation into the creatures known as doldrites, exposing their schemes to steal your socks and
ultimately stamp out our existence.
When Worlds Collide is the first volume in
the series and focuses on why these invaders
have come to enter our homes, as well as how they travel here, what they
aim to achieve and the techniques they use to realize their goal.
This is the first part of the survival manual
that may come to be your means of salvation. Understanding the enemy is perhaps
the most important part in any war. This volume sets out to uncover the
dark truths that shroud our lives… and feet.

SOCKMOSIS - WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE contains many illustrations, as well as
special sections and appendices including The Secret World of Sockmosis
(facts you never knew you knew about doldrites); The Garden of Mislaid
Garments (bizarre creatures that inhabit The Doldrums); Excerpts from
the Book of Brutality (how they see us - and maybe why they despise us
so much!); Maps of the strange world of the doldrites; a Dust Bunny
Snuff cartoon, and more!
60 pages, perfect bound novel format (9"x6").
Now available in the Doodlemonkie
store!